Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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