i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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