4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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