How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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