So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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