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I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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