i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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