I'm drive I can fine osifer
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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