yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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