i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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