it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm always down for nudity.
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