I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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