Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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