Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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