Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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