We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I see more hoeing in ur future
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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