think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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