Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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