oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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