She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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