hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Moan for me like Helen Keller
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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