We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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