the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Randomize
