How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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