Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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