well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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