Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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