covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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