They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
not ubering you a puppy
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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