Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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