What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
