i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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