guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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