C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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