we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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