Yo dont text me then not text me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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