i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
