Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
This girl is more easily done than said...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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