I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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