What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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