PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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