what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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