Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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