This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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