Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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