sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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