did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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