ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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