Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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