THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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