There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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