He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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