Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My first STD was from a foam party
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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