and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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