I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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