You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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