It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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